hi, i’m salem

• just like that rv brand i’ve seen on a few road trips

• sadly, never on gift shop merchandise

i like

• talking to strangers

• asking one too many questions

• touching grass

• updating my good reads

i less-than-like

• meetings that could’ve been an email (writerly tendencies?)

• milk (no explanation necessary)

• android discrimination

the pitch?

i’m an experienced copywriter who’s always down for the business of making cool, culturally relevant work! don’t be shy. hit me up.